After a long night at the shop I came home to find a nice package from Chris at Loser Machine. I promptly chased the Advil with the Jack Daniels, smacked my wife’s ass with the gloves then cleaned up all the blood with the shop rags. Oh yea, the blood was from Lori stabing me with the big “SAFETY” pin after I smacked her ass with the gloves. Still don’t know what chain wax is for, but I’ll figure it out. Thanks Chris!